1 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,046 Fort Tegascioa. I can't find the damn thing. 2 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,753 It should be right here. 3 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,980 Either the italians have moved it or we've got the wrong map. 4 00:00:41,301 --> 00:00:42,955 Not a decent landmark in miles. 5 00:00:43,976 --> 00:00:45,036 Try heading north. 6 00:00:45,236 --> 00:00:48,316 You're joking, old man. We are running out of fuel. Oh, no! 7 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,656 Gosh, I'll get help if I don't find this thing. 8 00:00:51,774 --> 00:00:54,374 Can't you make for a while? Not unless you want to walk back! 9 00:01:00,239 --> 00:01:01,933 Hang it, old man! 10 00:01:02,339 --> 00:01:04,286 "Spaghetti" at starboard! 11 00:01:05,658 --> 00:01:07,634 Let's just shake them up a bit! 12 00:01:28,246 --> 00:01:30,145 Coward! Come down here and fight! 13 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:35,300 This is right for Fort Tegascioa? 14 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:58,583 I tell you, it's fort Tegascioa 15 00:02:01,854 --> 00:02:03,854 You'll have to get up tomorrow then. 16 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,479 They ought to give me a pilot instead of a madman. 17 00:02:06,679 --> 00:02:08,256 No wonder the RAF loaned him to us. 18 00:02:08,789 --> 00:02:10,958 Excuse me sir, would you like a cup of tea to keep the sun out of your throat? 19 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:12,742 Oh, thank you very much. 20 00:02:12,942 --> 00:02:13,973 Good for you, sir. 21 00:02:14,173 --> 00:02:15,720 One for you, sir? No thank you, corporal. 22 00:02:16,501 --> 00:02:18,122 One tea for the major, Slinger, don't make it sniffy! 23 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,600 By the way sir, did you find the Fort Tegascioa? 24 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,820 I told you 25 00:02:30,078 --> 00:02:31,513 How did you know I was looking for the Fort Tegascioa? 26 00:02:31,713 --> 00:02:33,412 Well, a sort of deduction, sir. 27 00:02:33,725 --> 00:02:35,960 Couldn't deduce where it is, could you? 28 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,877 Keep the mug. I'll come and collect it later. 29 00:02:39,077 --> 00:02:39,694 Thank you. 30 00:02:44,239 --> 00:02:48,458 Go on, get on with the job. I gave you that order days ago. 31 00:02:50,357 --> 00:02:53,837 You know that a troop's got a brain carrier down with engine trouble and a car with a broken axle. 32 00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:55,934 And you should report it to the old man right away. 33 00:02:56,248 --> 00:02:57,483 He can wait, until I'll have a cup of tea, can't I? 34 00:02:58,484 --> 00:02:59,623 Yes, sergeant, what is it? 35 00:03:00,190 --> 00:03:01,685 Three men on charges sir, will you hear them now? 36 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:02,723 No, not now. 37 00:03:02,923 --> 00:03:04,301 Well, there won't be much time later sir if we're moving 38 00:03:04,546 --> 00:03:05,059 We can wait, can't we? 39 00:03:05,657 --> 00:03:08,784 You didn't hear them last night sir, or the night before. Keep the men until thursday, son. 40 00:03:08,984 --> 00:03:09,500 Oh yes, sir. 41 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:11,335 All right, send them in. Very good, sir 42 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,594 What is the point of putting men on punishment at a time like this? 43 00:03:16,090 --> 00:03:18,440 If you don't support your superiors, you're in trouble, all fine 44 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,631 You professionals you always stick together. 45 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:23,474 Yes Dickie, now what is it? The rations have arrived, sir. 46 00:03:23,798 --> 00:03:25,641 There's half a bottle of whiskey this month. Do you want yours? 47 00:03:25,841 --> 00:03:27,419 Yes, I do. It looks like I need it. 48 00:03:27,619 --> 00:03:29,319 Do you still want to swap your whiskey for my chocolate? 49 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:32,080 Well that depends how much chocolate you could muster. 50 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,955 I don't know why you bothered. 51 00:03:34,155 --> 00:03:36,111 That stuff has no effect. It has, of course. 52 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:36,882 Here we go. 53 00:03:38,879 --> 00:03:42,799 Party, mark time! 54 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,840 Party, halt! 55 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,560 Corporal Prefect, sir. Unauthorized use of army vehicles 56 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,920 wrongful appropriation of army goods, absent without leave 57 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,286 Absent without leave in Abysinia? 58 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,429 How the hell you were absent without leave in Abysinia? 59 00:03:59,309 --> 00:04:01,760 In a village sir, ten miles away it's also out of town 60 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:04,476 What you were doing there? He was trading sir, with army issued tea. 61 00:04:05,504 --> 00:04:09,447 You mean you stole army issued tea, corporal? Only in a manner of speaking, sir. 62 00:04:10,102 --> 00:04:11,982 Well, it was either army issued tea or it wasn't army issue tea. 63 00:04:12,182 --> 00:04:12,838 Where did you get it? 64 00:04:13,164 --> 00:04:14,142 Out of the bin, sir. 65 00:04:15,061 --> 00:04:16,900 Out of the waste bins? Yes, sir. 66 00:04:18,229 --> 00:04:20,077 Tea leaves? Wet tea leaves? 67 00:04:20,704 --> 00:04:21,961 They were wet when I got them sir. 68 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:24,489 I dried them in the sun and put them back in an army issue box. 69 00:04:25,018 --> 00:04:26,635 That's what I meant when I said in a mannner of speaking. 70 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:31,532 Are you trying to tell me that you've been selling second-hand tea leaves to the natives? 71 00:04:31,732 --> 00:04:34,519 Don't you think that's rather dishonest? In the manner of speaking. 72 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,311 What did you sell them for? 73 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,641 Dates, sir. I have a sweet tooth for dates. 74 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,893 Where are the dates? I had to throw them away, sir. 75 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:45,320 They were crawling with maggots. Why didn't you inspect them? 76 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,963 You'll understand sir, I was anxious to be away before they started to make the tea. 77 00:04:49,465 --> 00:04:51,483 and I never thought they'd work a dirty trick like that on me, sir. 78 00:04:55,199 --> 00:04:57,085 48 hour patroll. 79 00:04:58,599 --> 00:04:59,754 The suspended will have further notice. 80 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,088 Colonel Brownlow would like to know he should report you missing. 81 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,333 All right. I'll go over right away 82 00:05:22,776 --> 00:05:25,175 I'll be back in a moment Very good, sir 83 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,417 You think Major Richardson is whimpy, don't you? 84 00:05:32,962 --> 00:05:35,734 I wouldn't presume to comment on a superior officer,sergeant. 85 00:05:37,744 --> 00:05:38,618 Well it's just not good enough! 86 00:05:39,777 --> 00:05:41,965 Tomorrow we move on and swing north to Addis 87 00:05:42,165 --> 00:05:43,998 I want the fort found and put out of action! 88 00:05:44,198 --> 00:05:45,838 I'm sure I'll be able to find it next time, sir 89 00:05:46,107 --> 00:05:48,422 We had to come back to refuel but we saw a group of the enemy.. 90 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,753 All right all right, so long as it's found! 91 00:05:51,356 --> 00:05:53,239 Take off in the morning and join up with us later 92 00:05:53,523 --> 00:05:54,343 Yes, sir! 93 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:04,282 On the main front before Goba our army is fighting a great battle 94 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:10,778 against an enemy vastly superior in equipment. 95 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,692 The english will therefore attack this fort 96 00:06:16,706 --> 00:06:19,538 and I know that you are prepared to die here 97 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,779 rather than give it up. 98 00:06:23,798 --> 00:06:27,101 Unfortunately we are not to be allowed to make this heavy sacrifice 99 00:06:27,759 --> 00:06:32,119 We have orders to evacuate Tegascioa and make a force march 100 00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:35,060 to fort Eguadaba where our forces are regrouping. 101 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,505 We leave in half an hour 102 00:06:38,802 --> 00:06:39,806 Carry on, capitan. 103 00:06:41,698 --> 00:06:42,427 Company! 104 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:45,579 Fall out! 105 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,731 Not with me, you fools! 106 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:01,891 Guddou! 107 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,286 These men hadn't understand a thing! 108 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,137 Explain to them what to do! 109 00:07:08,044 --> 00:07:09,551 Then go and pack my stuff. 110 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,247 Is that my analysis? No, mine. 111 00:07:15,447 --> 00:07:16,503 Uh, Bernasco, my head. 112 00:07:16,994 --> 00:07:18,243 I feel awful 113 00:07:19,538 --> 00:07:20,264 Come in. 114 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:30,107 It's probably the malaria again. Lie down. 115 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,880 I feel like death. 116 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:47,949 I told you, it would comeand it will go. You have to get used to it. 117 00:07:48,381 --> 00:07:49,504 I don't want to get used to it. 118 00:07:50,999 --> 00:07:53,462 What's wrong with him? Malaria again 119 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:56,631 You pick a fine time to have an attack of malaria. 120 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:06,398 Will he be ready to move with the rest of us? I think so. 121 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,644 It's not serious. 122 00:08:11,469 --> 00:08:12,216 Good. 123 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:14,771 Better start packing up. We leave at sunset. 124 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:17,369 Bernasconi... 125 00:08:17,569 --> 00:08:19,302 Can't you get me sent home? 126 00:08:19,988 --> 00:08:21,691 I should be assigned to officer jobs. 127 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:22,588 Vittorio.. 128 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:26,054 What would I do in Abyssinia if you went home? 129 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,472 That's a selfish way of looking at it! 130 00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:31,374 Do you have to be dying before they send you home? 131 00:08:31,973 --> 00:08:33,224 No. Dead. 132 00:08:41,915 --> 00:08:42,915 Hold it! 133 00:08:43,561 --> 00:08:45,561 Micheletti! I've been looking for an hour for you! 134 00:08:47,488 --> 00:08:51,386 Why did you put your feet on him? Okay, we haven't killed him! 135 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:53,406 Mattone, take him away and tie it up! 136 00:08:53,606 --> 00:08:55,043 Get moving and fall in! 137 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,510 I think the battery is dead. 138 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:54,692 And of course we wouldn't have a spare one, hm? 139 00:09:56,965 --> 00:09:58,560 That would be too much to ask. 140 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:02,770 Can't you get it through your head that everyone around here is sick? 141 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,949 So what does that make to me? 142 00:10:05,149 --> 00:10:06,600 A picture of health? 143 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:10,325 I would like just to have an injection without a lecture. 144 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,499 Roll your sleeve up. 145 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,459 It's your job to report to my condition. 146 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:23,101 I should be assigned to your office work... 147 00:10:24,079 --> 00:10:25,516 Go away! 148 00:10:28,238 --> 00:10:29,598 Go and track something.. 149 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,897 Are you crazy? Get out of here! 150 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:53,616 That injection never gave me a buzzing in the head before. 151 00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:17,906 Get undercover! 152 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,752 You, savages! Come back here! 153 00:11:29,335 --> 00:11:30,888 Get down! Get down, you fools! 154 00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:17,241 I... of that dive Must be passed it. 155 00:12:17,839 --> 00:12:20,358 Poor girl. I said look at them, not join them! 156 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,020 Oh, man.. 157 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,933 Beggar's offer, old man 158 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:47,257 Well, why don't you surrender? 159 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,528 Where is your detachment, Major? 160 00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:02,520 How many cars have they got? 161 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,442 How many guns? 162 00:13:04,642 --> 00:13:06,184 Where are they heading for? 163 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,696 Are you going to answer me Major, yes or no? 164 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,973 Name, rank and number, that's all you're entitled to. 165 00:13:16,173 --> 00:13:19,070 Come, Major you'll tell us in the end, why not tell us now? 166 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:21,802 Do you realize old man we must be the first englishmen ever 167 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,577 to be captured by the italians since war begun, anyway? 168 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,199 I'm talking to you, englishman. 169 00:13:30,399 --> 00:13:33,467 The courtesies of rank are extended even to prisoners, captain. 170 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:38,952 Now stop being a bore on the subject of my detachment, I'm afraid I can't help you. 171 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:46,242 You can't get blood out of a stone,Vittorio. Can't I? 172 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,140 Where did you say is your detachment,major? 173 00:13:51,157 --> 00:13:52,842 How many cars? How many guns? 174 00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:56,639 You'd better tell me or you'll be in trouble. 175 00:13:56,839 --> 00:13:59,879 Keep asking him, old man. He'll break any minute now. 176 00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:01,659 You're worse than he is. 177 00:14:01,859 --> 00:14:04,655 No, my detachment is miles away, captain. You have nothing to worry about. 178 00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:07,679 Worry? You underestimate us, major. 179 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,364 That's the trouble with you, english. 180 00:14:11,038 --> 00:14:13,203 You have little imagination, you underestimate everyone. 181 00:14:13,844 --> 00:14:15,246 That's why you lost at Dunkirk. 182 00:14:16,035 --> 00:14:18,468 Dunkirk was one of the finest achievements in british history. 183 00:14:18,668 --> 00:14:21,744 But it was a defeated, major. A terrible defeat. 184 00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:27,227 Yes and it takes considerable imagination to think of it as a victory. 185 00:14:28,979 --> 00:14:30,206 Now please leave me alone. 186 00:14:30,406 --> 00:14:32,199 Has a pointer, Vittorio. He has a point? 187 00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:36,533 He has nothing, nothing and I'll settle you on anyway! 188 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,261 And I want my analysis before leaving Eguadaba! 189 00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:47,831 Did I say Eguadaba? 190 00:14:51,128 --> 00:14:52,549 Did he hear me? 191 00:14:56,079 --> 00:14:58,764 Sergeant, get those men to carry that equipment to the shade. 192 00:14:58,964 --> 00:14:59,456 Yes, sir. 193 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:09,463 The interrogation is going well, major He is english of course, but he's talking. 194 00:15:09,663 --> 00:15:11,128 His name is Richardson. 195 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,690 He's a Major, and his number is 642-1234. 196 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:19,223 That's most valuable, especially the number. 197 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:29,224 How is the hand? Not very bad, thank you major. Sorry, we have no drugs. 198 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,557 Oh it's not serious 199 00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:33,831 and I'm sure you get the right treatment when we get to.. 200 00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:34,580 Eguadaba. 201 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,258 How did you know we were going there? 202 00:15:42,632 --> 00:15:43,524 Well as a matter of fact... 203 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,102 our intelligence service is the finest in the world, major. 204 00:15:50,543 --> 00:15:54,157 Well, since you're a prisoner the information is not of much use. 205 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,185 Captain, we move off in five minutes! 206 00:15:59,385 --> 00:15:59,954 Imbecile! 207 00:16:01,688 --> 00:16:02,431 Lieutenent! 208 00:16:02,684 --> 00:16:04,336 Get the mules ready! 209 00:16:04,573 --> 00:16:06,285 Come on, fall in! 210 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:10,347 What's the matter with you? Have you never seen an english prisoner before? 211 00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:11,850 No, I haven't. 212 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,401 Look at them! Walking in the park! 213 00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:29,284 We'll never win the war! Such a will power 214 00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,891 They never get tired and they never get hungry! 215 00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:37,559 This is ridiculous, why can't we slouch like the italians do? 216 00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:40,317 Because we're british officers if you pardon the expression. 217 00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:41,601 I happen to be a pilot. 218 00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:43,895 Let's not exaggerate. 219 00:16:44,949 --> 00:16:46,652 My feet hurt. Then grit your teeth. 220 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,235 My teeth hurt too, excuse me. 221 00:16:49,435 --> 00:16:51,664 I am not more used to this than you are, now keep going! 222 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,720 Tell them to stop that, it's driving me mad! 223 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:02,237 They sing so they won't notice they're tired. If they stop they will not march! 224 00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,266 Are you enjoying the march? 225 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:16,144 Yes enormously! Fresh air, sunshine, community singing, nothing to beat it! 226 00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:19,279 That's good because there's four days to go yet! 227 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,830 4 days to get to Eguadaba? Thank you very much! 228 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,398 Four days walking? That's my loss! 229 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,668 Come on, come on, you can't rest here Come on get on your feet! 230 00:17:34,868 --> 00:17:36,727 Up! up! you're letting the side down! 231 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,090 Halt! Fall out! 232 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,559 Why did we stop? 233 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:16,229 He's not drinking? He don't like the water. 234 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,107 Poor thing.. What it want, mineral water? 235 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,967 When mules not drink the water is poisoned. 236 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:32,374 Don't drink that water! 237 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:42,992 I usually tend to this stuff at home. Smothered in tomato ketchup. 238 00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:46,467 What spoils them is the choir. 239 00:18:47,062 --> 00:18:48,240 I'd give anything for a cup of tea. 240 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,232 I�d settle for a cold beer portable hot barmaid and drank straight out of her shoes. 241 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,539 I knew a place where you could get that. 242 00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:55,437 What did they do, they close it down? Yes 243 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,303 Don't get up. 244 00:18:59,503 --> 00:19:02,242 I just came to see if there was anything I could do for you. 245 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,400 At least at Eguadaba I can promise you some decent food 246 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,697 Four days is a long time to wait. 247 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,515 How did you.. 248 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,044 I'm sorry.. I forgot your intelligent service is the best in the world. 249 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,532 We all have the same trouble, major. 250 00:19:25,636 --> 00:19:26,292 Oh well 251 00:19:26,492 --> 00:19:27,183 I say good night. 252 00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:30,989 I should get as much sleep as you can. You've got a long way to go. 253 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,485 But not with you, chum. We're getting out of here tonight 254 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,328 Why do we build ourselves a wooden antelope? 255 00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:44,124 A what? An antelope, old man. 256 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,550 So you like spaghetti, do you? Stupid little italian antelope. 257 00:20:07,231 --> 00:20:11,584 For heaven sake! Give it a rest! 258 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,149 Cut it out! 259 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:24,815 Shut up! 260 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:28,856 I'm sorry. 261 00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:31,011 I just thought they were going a little bit too far. 262 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,936 You don't give orders arround here, major. 263 00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:36,283 You are a prisoner. 264 00:20:36,799 --> 00:20:39,842 If I want them to sing they will sing! 265 00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:42,844 Then for God sake, teach them to sing another tune! 266 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,738 Since when you take orders from the english? 267 00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:50,109 I want you to sing, do you hear? 268 00:20:50,613 --> 00:20:52,120 Make them sing! 269 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,731 What shall we sing, sir? 270 00:20:55,447 --> 00:20:56,686 Sing the same song! 271 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,079 It was an order, sir. I don't care who gave the order 272 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,815 Do you have no comments? 273 00:21:27,015 --> 00:21:29,740 I didn't think it was good for morale that the english 274 00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:31,952 Damn morale, I'm more interested in the survival of my men 275 00:21:32,152 --> 00:21:33,792 The english! 276 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:43,302 Get the prisoners, quickly Now, move on! 277 00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:45,166 It looks like Dickie's coming 278 00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:47,261 I just hope he sits tight and calls up the others 279 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,440 Hurry, hurry! 280 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,289 Del Pra. Keep the native singing Singing? 281 00:21:57,489 --> 00:21:59,080 Singing! Start them up again! 282 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,336 Blasi, take your men to the left. 283 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,560 Sergeant! Bring your men with me! 284 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,139 Hurry, hurry! Come on boys! 285 00:22:08,003 --> 00:22:08,714 Hurry! 286 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,256 Get down! Keep low! 287 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,437 Come on boys, hurry up! 288 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,703 Here, get down. Keep on singing! 289 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,935 I think they mean business. 290 00:22:32,194 --> 00:22:33,769 Stay out, Dickie for God's sake! 291 00:22:49,185 --> 00:22:51,185 Fire! 292 00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:12,950 More ammunition 293 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,145 Bernasconi, over here! 294 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,840 Do we stay in camp or move, sir? 295 00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:41,139 The men can't go on, do you want to kill them? 296 00:24:41,339 --> 00:24:43,479 Do you want the english to kill them? 297 00:24:43,679 --> 00:24:46,975 The english are miles away, give the order to us! When I am ready! 298 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,459 Don't tell me, Bernascone! 299 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,739 Come on, hurry up! 300 00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:13,226 The english, that's all we need! 301 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,979 Just the same, you'll have to slow down. 302 00:25:18,179 --> 00:25:21,887 We have nine men with fever, 16 with foot infections 303 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,793 and we have nothing left to treat them with. 304 00:25:23,993 --> 00:25:27,049 So what do you want me to do? Phone to Red Cross? 305 00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:29,079 All I'm saying is you could ease up a bit. 306 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:33,492 You walk the men into the ground today Well that's a bit of being buried in it 307 00:25:35,269 --> 00:25:36,446 You and your footing fashions! 308 00:25:36,646 --> 00:25:39,195 If they get a bullet in the head will they care about their feet? 309 00:25:39,395 --> 00:25:41,525 I have to get them to Eguadaba. 310 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,573 We'll get there, 311 00:25:43,773 --> 00:25:47,226 It's all right for you. It's not your responsibility. 312 00:25:47,426 --> 00:25:48,863 The radio is broken. 313 00:25:49,063 --> 00:25:51,607 We're short of food and the english are right behind us! 314 00:25:52,456 --> 00:25:54,858 How do you know? What do you think of that is? 315 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,567 New year? 316 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:03,616 If only the major were still alive... 317 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,760 Idiot, are you crazy? Can't you see it's lighting the fire? 318 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,464 He ordered to boil the pasta. 319 00:26:17,239 --> 00:26:19,986 He was making signals, can't you see? Signals! 320 00:26:24,492 --> 00:26:25,958 You must learn to control yourself, captain. 321 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:28,914 You're behaving like a school girl who's been interfered with. 322 00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:34,984 You are a spy..Oh, rubbish. I'll have you shot! 323 00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:41,182 You what? You'll be tried and shot, you dirty spy! 324 00:26:42,451 --> 00:26:45,240 How dare you try to intimidate a prisoner of war? 325 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,060 Don't you know that is against the Geneva convention? 326 00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:50,705 You know what I do with the Geneva convention! 327 00:26:50,905 --> 00:26:54,044 I don't doubt you will. You had go too far. 328 00:26:54,244 --> 00:26:57,000 You were signaling! Signaling who, for God's sake? 329 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,280 The british. You were trying to give us away! 330 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,592 Don't you flatter yourself! They wouldn't have you. 331 00:27:03,394 --> 00:27:04,676 You were signalling your forces. 332 00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:05,390 I was not. 333 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:07,315 You were signaling! I was not signaling! 334 00:27:07,498 --> 00:27:09,304 You were signaling! I was not signaling! 335 00:27:09,825 --> 00:27:11,995 You were signaling! I WAS NOT SIGNALING! 336 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,040 Now you listen to me. 337 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,980 If you think the british are after your lot, 338 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:23,952 it's because they don't know who's in command of it 339 00:27:25,139 --> 00:27:28,332 If you want to stop them, call them up and tell them it's you, captain Blasi! 340 00:27:29,668 --> 00:27:31,583 Then they'll all have a bloody good laugh and get on walking 341 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:44,151 I'd laugh too, if I have that thing under my nose 342 00:27:44,201 --> 00:27:46,001 Vittorio, come on. 343 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:53,360 Cowards! You make speeches and then run away! 344 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,236 They wouldn't tell us.. english idiot 345 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,434 Who does he think he is? 346 00:28:01,634 --> 00:28:05,014 Everything will be all right when we get to Eguadaba. 347 00:28:05,214 --> 00:28:08,647 IF we get there! The english may catch up with us any minute! 348 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,280 Bernasconi. 349 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:27,212 If he is right, would the english leave us alone... if they knew we are so weak? 350 00:28:27,412 --> 00:28:27,880 Maybe. 351 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,665 But they don't know and there's nobody to tell them, is there? 352 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:34,483 I'm going to bed. 353 00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:39,859 They could tell them. Sure. 354 00:28:40,399 --> 00:28:43,960 But they're going to a prisoner camp. Good night. 355 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,585 Smoke signals! What did he think I am, a red indian? 356 00:29:00,088 --> 00:29:00,760 I was only warming my poor hand. 357 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,258 I've had enough of this Watch it, watch it. 358 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,545 There will be no more fires, major. 359 00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:18,686 No more fires or you'll be disciplined. 360 00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:23,739 And I must confiscate this. It could be used as a weapon 361 00:29:24,076 --> 00:29:26,084 You're damn right It's almost killed me twice. 362 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,197 Did you mean what you said out there, major? 363 00:29:57,397 --> 00:29:59,349 Did you? I meant every single word of it 364 00:29:59,549 --> 00:30:01,457 Not every word... Every word! 365 00:30:02,512 --> 00:30:07,001 How you and your detachment in your condition can expect to mount a repellent attack i just wouldn't know. 366 00:30:07,201 --> 00:30:09,793 O, I agree. No sane man likes war. 367 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,696 You just have to make the best of it, that's all. 368 00:30:12,159 --> 00:30:13,981 But it creates such a stupid situation 369 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,814 Look at us. You get the minors and I get yours 370 00:30:18,014 --> 00:30:21,922 You don't want to be here and I don't want you, ridiculous isn't it? 371 00:30:22,399 --> 00:30:25,462 Well, it's unfortunate. Oh it's more than unfortunate. 372 00:30:25,662 --> 00:30:28,885 We have to watch you and feed you and care for you 373 00:30:29,085 --> 00:30:32,821 and all the time you are making plans to get away. It's ridiculous. 374 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,737 Oh I know, it's the right of a prisoner to escape 375 00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:43,073 I read it in... the Geneva convention. 376 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,224 I just want you to know that I respect that right. 377 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,886 The detaining power has the right to... prevent them, of course. 378 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,892 Is that so? 379 00:30:58,452 --> 00:31:01,772 I didn't actually read that far 380 00:31:03,935 --> 00:31:06,048 Maybe the point is cut out somewhere 381 00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:28,275 When I think of the awful things you'd say about us, major 382 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,110 if you had the chance.. 383 00:31:42,399 --> 00:31:48,359 You would say that, wouldn't you? Yes, I'm afraid I would. 384 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:55,109 If you had the opportunity, of course. If I did, yes. 385 00:31:56,799 --> 00:32:00,791 Well then, I'll say good night to major. 386 00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:03,270 A very good night in fact. 387 00:32:03,798 --> 00:32:05,798 Good night! 388 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:18,731 Right! 389 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:33,440 Heavy is the head that wears the crown 390 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:45,176 Bernasconi... what would you say to the idea of letting the prisoners escape? 391 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,618 Brilliant! No, think about, Bernasconi 392 00:32:49,818 --> 00:32:50,244 Think! 393 00:32:50,444 --> 00:32:54,094 They go back and report we are not worth them bothering about 394 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,319 So we could get to Eguadaba without a worry 395 00:32:57,519 --> 00:33:01,319 Why should they waste time on us if we can't do them any damage? 396 00:33:01,519 --> 00:33:04,573 They will leave us alone, Julius Caesar did it. 397 00:33:06,179 --> 00:33:12,063 He let them go to tell the people how strong the romans were, not how weak. 398 00:33:21,519 --> 00:33:24,908 Did Caesar let them take his mules as well? 399 00:33:28,399 --> 00:33:30,590 I never said they could take the mules. 400 00:33:32,372 --> 00:33:37,414 Well, they'll get back quicker and tell the british we're not worth chasing.You hope! 401 00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:49,394 I'm impressed, Richarson.Impressed! Well done! 402 00:33:49,469 --> 00:33:50,369 Sit down 403 00:33:50,569 --> 00:33:53,226 I had little mule trouble , so I'd rather stand if you don't mind. 404 00:33:53,326 --> 00:33:54,816 You showed great initiative 405 00:33:55,016 --> 00:33:56,813 Oh there's really nothing, sir. It was a child's play. 406 00:33:57,292 --> 00:33:58,529 Oh, don't deny it 407 00:33:58,694 --> 00:34:00,261 If there's one thing I can't stand it's false modesty. 408 00:34:00,461 --> 00:34:02,551 I prefer to leave that sort of thing to the RAF. 409 00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:04,307 I'm sure it wasn't very difficult. 410 00:34:04,552 --> 00:34:07,812 If i say I'm impressed, I'm impressed and I don't want any damned argument about it. 411 00:34:08,119 --> 00:34:10,317 Now sit down! I rather stand if you don't mind 412 00:34:10,660 --> 00:34:14,115 And you say these people are in terrible shape. Oh they are, they're in terrible shape, sir. 413 00:34:14,614 --> 00:34:17,812 They're short of food they're short of ammunition, completely demoralized.. 414 00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:20,359 Well, they're not worth worrying about. 415 00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:21,443 That's a relief 416 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,480 Now whereabouts did you leave them? 417 00:34:25,854 --> 00:34:27,815 Oh, excuse me, sir. Just about there, sir. 418 00:34:28,162 --> 00:34:29,727 And they were on their way up to fort Eguadaba 419 00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:33,718 Eguadaba? yes Well now wait a minute.. doesn't that ring a bell? 420 00:34:33,918 --> 00:34:35,641 It's a reported concentration area, sir 421 00:34:36,446 --> 00:34:37,711 We think they're trying to regroup 422 00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:40,360 That's it! I knew there was something. 423 00:34:42,323 --> 00:34:44,429 I've got a little job for you, Richardson. Sit down. 424 00:34:45,495 --> 00:34:49,822 oh I prefer to stand. Sir.. couldn't sea squadron go this time, sir? 425 00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:50,923 What on earth for? 426 00:34:52,095 --> 00:34:54,828 well it's just it might be a little bit embarrassing if I showed up again like a bad penny. 427 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,839 Embarrassing? 428 00:34:57,039 --> 00:34:58,760 Yes, sir. 429 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,776 You see, it's hard to explain.. 430 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,421 It's just that.. I don't go if it's all right with you. 431 00:35:03,621 --> 00:35:05,137 Are you questioning my orders? 432 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:08,146 Oh no, sir. It's just that I'd rather not go, sir. 433 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,600 Richardson, listen to this, because I don't intend to repeat it 434 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,399 When I give an order I expect it to be promptly carried out. 435 00:35:17,852 --> 00:35:20,437 You'll take your squadron and blow the bloody lot smithereens. 436 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:25,326 Eguadaba, not the squadron, understand? Yes, sir. 437 00:35:28,569 --> 00:35:30,585 Now here's the Red gober there's Eguadaba 438 00:35:30,978 --> 00:35:33,276 You can get there in three days 439 00:35:35,351 --> 00:35:35,882 Yes, sir. 440 00:35:42,588 --> 00:35:43,788 Eguadaba! 441 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,459 Bernasconi! We made it! 442 00:35:58,670 --> 00:35:59,879 I brought them at home 443 00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:03,431 Now I can't hand over my command 444 00:36:05,394 --> 00:36:08,653 They might even decorate me! With a bucket of white vines! 445 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,378 Well what do we do now? How should I know? 446 00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:51,727 There's no one here! No, there's nothing! 447 00:36:52,475 --> 00:36:53,968 They've just forgotten us 448 00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:56,057 Regroup, how can I regroup? 449 00:36:56,801 --> 00:36:58,264 There's no one here to regroup with! 450 00:36:59,237 --> 00:37:01,210 Oh, my God! What's that? 451 00:37:15,906 --> 00:37:17,906 Where they come from? 452 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,748 You fool, what are you trying to do? 453 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,149 Get down! Yes, sir. 454 00:37:22,538 --> 00:37:24,529 Sir, there is a surrendering. 455 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,600 They must be mad! 456 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,591 What can we do with them? 457 00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:36,913 The english are calling on us to surrender. 458 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,311 If you want to deal with them, you have to put out a white flag too. 459 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,307 And give it back to me afterwards. 460 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,362 Oh come on, come on, come on! 461 00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:18,142 Oh they're italians, they like to take their time. 462 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,387 Haven't really got very much to hurry about, have they? 463 00:38:23,079 --> 00:38:24,947 Oh, here they come. 464 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,144 It's him, I tell you, it's him! 465 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,321 Now what? 466 00:38:59,622 --> 00:39:00,824 What difference does it make? 467 00:39:01,744 --> 00:39:04,680 That cheat, that liar! He said he wouldn't have come after us 468 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,960 he... he promised he wouldn't come back for us! 469 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,048 So Julius Caesar was wrong again? 470 00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:11,841 What are you talking about? Nothing 471 00:39:12,041 --> 00:39:14,117 What's going on? I'm not surrendering! 472 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,235 And that's all there is to it I'd rather jump under a train! 473 00:39:17,435 --> 00:39:19,080 Vittorio! There are no trains here! 474 00:39:19,929 --> 00:39:20,592 That's not the point 475 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,934 Why should I surrender to the man? 476 00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:26,247 Because he will blow us out of the ground if you don't! 477 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,062 I'd rather die than surrender to a man like that! 478 00:39:34,838 --> 00:39:35,689 Oh, come on! 479 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,007 You're right, I can't defend the fort of my own 480 00:39:50,207 --> 00:39:52,313 and I have no right to sacrifice all of you 481 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:56,360 Right. Let's take this over with. 482 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,208 But remember I'm doing this for you! 483 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,190 I'm glad that they got to an agreement 484 00:40:07,062 --> 00:40:08,586 I think we should ask for the honor of arms. 485 00:40:08,786 --> 00:40:10,183 you wouldn't think of that! 486 00:40:10,383 --> 00:40:12,968 They don't know what honor is! 487 00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:30,336 Good morning! Where are my mules? 488 00:40:32,319 --> 00:40:33,622 Where is my salute? 489 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,060 Ask him if he's prepared to discuss the terms of surrender 490 00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:43,403 Ask him why he is afraid to look me in the eye. 491 00:40:43,997 --> 00:40:45,770 Ask him if he realizes there's a war going on. 492 00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:47,222 And you ask him.. Now, wait a minute! 493 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:50,105 You're here to surrender not argue about it. 494 00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:51,474 Tell them the surrender terms 495 00:40:51,745 --> 00:40:54,452 No, I will tell you the surrender terms! 496 00:40:58,064 --> 00:41:00,192 Full honor of arms, well done captain Shut up! 497 00:41:00,887 --> 00:41:02,901 Full honor of arms! 498 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:08,632 It's an old italian custom 499 00:41:09,027 --> 00:41:13,119 They march out with all their arms and we present arms as a tribute to their bravery. 500 00:41:14,534 --> 00:41:17,399 You're joking, of course. 501 00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:24,747 It is now 11,41. 502 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,970 You have exactly one hour 503 00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:29,242 in which to pile your arms inside the fort and then march your men out here. 504 00:41:29,442 --> 00:41:30,919 Otherwise I open fire. 505 00:41:31,119 --> 00:41:33,014 You'll open fire, will you? 506 00:41:34,462 --> 00:41:35,925 Well, see what you get back! 507 00:41:38,809 --> 00:41:40,910 Look at me! I'm trembling, I'm shaking my shoes! 508 00:41:41,555 --> 00:41:43,488 Crook! We'll wipe the floor with you! 509 00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:45,534 You'll see! Let me go! 510 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,775 You think.. 511 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:13,765 What the hell's he waiting for? 512 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,661 Shall I give the order to fire, sir? .. already. 513 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,145 What is he trying to do, get them all killed? It's hardly our concern, is it? 514 00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:30,412 I think it's absolutely wrong to play about like this. They'll think they can get away with any damn thing. 515 00:42:51,359 --> 00:42:52,948 Sergeant Peter, get those men in some kind of order will you?Yes, sir. 516 00:42:55,023 --> 00:42:57,400 And Peter go and get that... captain Blasio here. 517 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,152 I should hardly thought that was necessary. 518 00:43:06,226 --> 00:43:08,754 Well it's... just a sort of courtesy 519 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,780 Come on boys get fitted in 520 00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:18,767 I want to see a nice line of soldiers right here 521 00:43:18,967 --> 00:43:21,990 Tell to our white brothers sir could we have some tea? 522 00:43:22,190 --> 00:43:26,282 But no muffins.. come on chaps i want you to get right in here in a line 523 00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:30,241 They've gone! Who's gone? 524 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,895 The italians, not a trace of them! 525 00:43:35,409 --> 00:43:35,845 Gone? 526 00:43:36,615 --> 00:43:37,909 Yes, out of the back door 527 00:43:38,109 --> 00:43:40,126 They just left the native soldiers and tell them to march out at 12h41' 528 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,820 but they forgot to give them a watch Surprise surprise! 529 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,063 The stupid! 530 00:43:44,263 --> 00:43:45,480 Do you think that's good? Of course, we could have surrounded the rally fort 531 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,814 but I suppose that would have been too much like a military operation. 532 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,889 Send one troop back to headquarters with the natives, get everyone else ready we are going up. 533 00:43:56,635 --> 00:43:57,653 But they've got a nice start! 534 00:43:58,142 --> 00:44:00,200 They won't get far on foot We're not on foot, damn it! 535 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,779 How the hell do you think we're gonna get our stuff up there? 536 00:44:02,979 --> 00:44:05,159 I don't know, but we'll find a way! Is it worth it for God's sake? 537 00:44:06,183 --> 00:44:07,729 40 italians aren't gonna win this war! 538 00:44:08,085 --> 00:44:10,652 Neither the british army nor me is gonna be made a bloody full of! 539 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:13,873 Especially me! 540 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,050 Oh, we'll catch up with them soon 541 00:44:33,099 --> 00:44:35,818 Ever heard of the hare and the tortoise? 542 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,215 Come on, close up, unless you want to get us all killed! 543 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,581 oh no! 544 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,599 Please, go home! 545 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,459 You realize we could have passed them anytime now? 546 00:45:00,659 --> 00:45:01,743 I don't think that's very likely. 547 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:07,510 Look at him, he'd get lost on a guided tour Well, they must be around somewhere. 548 00:45:08,111 --> 00:45:11,370 Yeah like the fairies at the bottom of my garden. 549 00:45:11,570 --> 00:45:12,179 I always knew there was something strange about you, Tanner 550 00:45:19,894 --> 00:45:21,960 All right let's go back that's reason we're going back 551 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,907 Stand up Switch them on 552 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,196 Get moving 553 00:45:27,554 --> 00:45:29,394 Everybody get in there 554 00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:31,999 That's the double 555 00:45:33,261 --> 00:45:35,374 Just a minute. 556 00:45:35,574 --> 00:45:37,235 Switch off. Switch off again, sargeant. 557 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,605 Hey, remember me? 558 00:45:44,135 --> 00:45:48,039 Under the tree, I'm your friend, remember? 559 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,656 Come on. Hey, don't be frightened, it's only me. 560 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,835 Memory, remember? 561 00:46:07,119 --> 00:46:09,112 Come old boy, you'll be all right we've had a hard day. 562 00:46:09,184 --> 00:46:10,284 Give me a cigarette. 563 00:46:24,703 --> 00:46:25,823 Did you watch that? He�s done, he's nut. 564 00:46:26,023 --> 00:46:27,320 I said he would. 565 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,032 That's their regiment's mascot I knew they're around here somewhere 566 00:46:35,829 --> 00:46:37,960 Get the men out, no noise, follow me. Prepare for ground action 567 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,353 Prepare for ground action. 568 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,451 We prepare for the supper then. Come on 569 00:47:32,319 --> 00:47:34,982 Two flipping goats 570 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,162 I'm terribly sorry. 571 00:47:40,362 --> 00:47:44,040 Well I've been on some wild goose chases but this is the ruddy limit! 572 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:47,183 Get them in back on the trucks ready to move off 573 00:47:47,383 --> 00:47:48,877 Okay boys as you are 574 00:47:49,650 --> 00:47:51,884 Everybody back! Back to the trucks! 575 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:19,196 They didn't dream anyhow 576 00:48:20,515 --> 00:48:22,515 If you don't keep him on a leash he'll end up on tomorrow's menu 577 00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:52,368 Good night 578 00:49:00,839 --> 00:49:03,839 In the summertime... 579 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,168 Let me go! Let me go! 580 00:49:21,705 --> 00:49:23,705 Quiet! 581 00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:33,879 Idiot!I'll have you court-martialled, understand? 582 00:49:43,523 --> 00:49:45,523 Who did it? 583 00:49:52,346 --> 00:49:56,025 I don't care.. Tell them they are no longer warriors! 584 00:49:56,434 --> 00:49:59,434 Finished! Get rid of them! 585 00:49:59,507 --> 00:50:00,034 Out! 586 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,389 Tell the men if it went up the spout safety catch is on 587 00:50:13,589 --> 00:50:13,994 yes sir 588 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:17,395 Right boys one up the spout safely catches is on. 589 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:24,134 We're ready to move off, sir. Good and good night. 590 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,511 Can you smell something burning? yes 591 00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:26,706 I think it's one of those horrible italian cigarettes 592 00:51:27,610 --> 00:51:28,610 It seems quite close. 593 00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:32,625 Certainly something's burning. 594 00:51:52,485 --> 00:51:53,847 Oh God, the tanks! 595 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,339 There's no good, abandon the tanks! 596 00:52:48,597 --> 00:52:49,597 Out! 597 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:57,801 Everybody back! Get back! Go to the water 598 00:52:58,122 --> 00:52:59,253 Get in the lake! 599 00:53:20,319 --> 00:53:22,766 Get everybody on the island in the middle! 600 00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:24,012 I'll go on Right! 601 00:53:24,297 --> 00:53:25,637 What about you? I'll be there in a minute. 602 00:53:32,150 --> 00:53:34,150 Captain!A lake! 603 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,472 Where? Over there! 604 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,579 Get into the water! 605 00:54:15,288 --> 00:54:16,693 Madman!It was you who set the wood on fire? 606 00:54:17,011 --> 00:54:19,011 You did it, not me! 607 00:54:25,664 --> 00:54:26,864 Now look out! 608 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:10,253 You know, I reckon I did't feel more stupid than this. 609 00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:12,720 Impossible 610 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,862 Come on, we're outnumbered. 611 00:55:17,115 --> 00:55:19,070 I prefer alive men to dead heroes 612 00:55:20,473 --> 00:55:21,708 Come on, let's get going. 613 00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:25,240 The whole squadron destroyed. 614 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,101 The colonel's gonna think we ran into the entire italian army. 615 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,519 It's gonna be a long track back. 616 00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:34,410 We're not going back, we're gonna cut across country and head for Goba. 617 00:55:34,903 --> 00:55:37,657 Goba? Even that'll take us more than 10 days. 618 00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:42,737 We've got no maps. We could end up in Addis Abeba. 619 00:55:42,937 --> 00:55:44,816 I know the direction, we can't be too far. 620 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,234 What about enemy patrols? 621 00:55:47,434 --> 00:55:49,422 That's a risk we'll have to take. 622 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,119 Come on, let's put it in the bag. 623 00:55:54,079 --> 00:55:57,000 Well, I'm sorry. 624 00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,680 You know you have to carry our rifles, feed us and then you know.. 625 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:04,875 Sgt. Trevethan! Yes, sir? 626 00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:27,860 Left, right.. 627 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,184 Come on, boys! Show them what you're made of! 628 00:57:56,484 --> 00:57:58,170 Ask him where we are. 629 00:58:01,903 --> 00:58:04,687 He said this is the province of Ras Dejadar I know that but ask him where we are. 630 00:58:09,130 --> 00:58:13,749 He says "we are allies of the english" ..Long live Haile Selassie, long live the king of England" 631 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,048 He said "The Italians are usurpers, invaders, oppressors."Death to italians" 632 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,611 Well, tell them we're very pleased that they're our allies 633 00:58:24,811 --> 00:58:25,756 and could they let us have some food. 634 00:58:36,319 --> 00:58:39,920 He says "give us italian rifles" 635 00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,483 He says "give us italians too" 636 00:59:08,559 --> 00:59:12,330 You tell him I haven't the fairest intention handing over the italians or their rifles and... 637 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:14,982 That's all he has to say, we'll be on our way. 638 00:59:17,919 --> 00:59:20,695 He said, "give me italian rifles and you keep the italians" 639 00:59:21,119 --> 00:59:23,514 You tell him to go.. tell him that. 640 00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:24,735 Come on 641 00:59:38,614 --> 00:59:40,661 Stand still I'll tell you when to fall out. 642 00:59:41,359 --> 00:59:43,490 A drop of rain won't do you any harm! 643 00:59:44,740 --> 00:59:45,788 Remind you all! 644 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:51,301 Tanner, keep your rifle dry stick it up your shirt! 645 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,126 About a dozen of huts, all abandoned, I think 646 00:59:54,326 --> 00:59:56,842 Right. It'll do fine. Bring the men down right away, sergeant 647 00:59:59,865 --> 01:00:00,717 Fall out! 648 01:00:18,299 --> 01:00:20,299 Carry on Very good, sir. 649 01:00:37,839 --> 01:00:41,578 Where's captain Blasi? He's absent, sir. 650 01:00:41,979 --> 01:00:47,343 Lieutenant, present my compliments to captain Blasi and tell him we're taking our usual morning walk 651 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,737 Are you planning to leave the sick behind? 652 01:00:56,947 --> 01:00:58,890 For my money captain Blasi is the fittest of all of us. 653 01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:00,278 You just tell him to get moving. 654 01:01:00,478 --> 01:01:02,639 I was referring to lieutenant Hillary. 655 01:01:03,199 --> 01:01:05,399 Oh yes, I forgot, I'm sorry. How is he? He has pneumonia. 656 01:01:06,319 --> 01:01:07,449 His right lung is congested. 657 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:13,626 Can he be carried? If you wish to kill him. 658 01:01:14,990 --> 01:01:16,719 All right, doctor. 659 01:01:18,062 --> 01:01:19,113 All right. 660 01:01:19,313 --> 01:01:21,929 Do I have to kill myself? 661 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,704 You'll be held responsible for my death on this march, major. 662 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:42,061 First of all that's a responsibility I gladly accept. 663 01:01:42,261 --> 01:01:45,302 Secondly I intend to overlook that preposterous salute and pretend it never happened. 664 01:01:45,502 --> 01:01:47,581 And thirdly you can go back because we're not leaving. 665 01:01:48,039 --> 01:01:50,714 Why aren't we leaving? Because lieutenant Hillary is sick. 666 01:01:50,962 --> 01:01:51,622 Wonderful! 667 01:01:51,822 --> 01:01:53,331 That's real english justice! 668 01:01:53,531 --> 01:01:55,134 When he's sick we stop 669 01:01:55,607 --> 01:01:57,990 but when I'm sick we move! 670 01:01:58,041 --> 01:01:59,707 He has a pneumonia! 671 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:04,680 Did you ask me if I had the pneumonia? 672 01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:08,690 It looks as though we're going to be here for quite some time, sergeant Trevethan. 673 01:02:09,998 --> 01:02:12,386 So get the men organized including the prisoners. 674 01:02:12,799 --> 01:02:16,364 Get the village cleaned up? Yes, get the village cleaned up or something. 675 01:02:17,144 --> 01:02:17,675 Yes, sir. 676 01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:21,631 I suggest we dig latrines, sir. We've got a couple of spades. 677 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,480 Who wants a latrine in the middle of...the desert? 678 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,170 Well we always dig latrine, sir. It keeps the men occupied. 679 01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,847 I'll put the italians onto that sir, leave it to me! 680 01:02:31,943 --> 01:02:33,643 Sergeant Todini! 681 01:02:39,039 --> 01:02:42,485 Sergeant Todini, this is where you and me come into our own. 682 01:02:42,799 --> 01:02:46,994 It's at times like this that the army would crumble if it weren't for the likes of you and me. 683 01:02:47,194 --> 01:02:52,440 Tell me: what's the worst thing that can happen to a soldier? 684 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:56,350 To be killed in battle. No, no, no. To be idle. 685 01:02:56,550 --> 01:02:58,750 To be bold bloody idle! 686 01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:00,013 Look at them. 687 01:03:01,295 --> 01:03:02,360 They think they're on holiday. 688 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:06,426 They think they're going to lie about like that all day toasting themselves in the sun. 689 01:03:06,999 --> 01:03:09,379 But you and I know better, don't we sargeant? 690 01:03:09,579 --> 01:03:13,244 You and I have got plans. Now your little lot are going to build some latrines. 691 01:03:13,787 --> 01:03:16,195 And my lot are going to dig some holes and fill them up again. 692 01:03:17,111 --> 01:03:19,076 Come on, 693 01:03:19,276 --> 01:03:21,486 come on! 694 01:03:28,249 --> 01:03:30,700 What the hell do you think this is, Margate? 695 01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:31,735 Is it worth it? 696 01:03:31,935 --> 01:03:33,438 I have no intention of growing a beard. 697 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,269 How'd you get it anyway a razor? 698 01:03:37,469 --> 01:03:39,838 Trevethan. Who else would salvage a razor in the forest fire? 699 01:03:40,038 --> 01:03:41,720 The CEO will be proud of you. 700 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,456 Oh, please. That's yet to come. 701 01:03:44,260 --> 01:03:46,572 You know, it's really ridiculous when you think about it. 702 01:03:47,067 --> 01:03:48,765 When I think about, it's just bloody dangerous. 703 01:03:49,353 --> 01:03:50,320 We're short on rations 704 01:03:51,349 --> 01:03:53,700 The sicker with us like the poor and we're hardly a fighting force.. 705 01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:56,387 Yeah, how's that? Very good. 706 01:03:56,587 --> 01:03:57,787 Can I borrow it? yeah 707 01:03:58,319 --> 01:04:00,671 Thank you. Now we can really be blood brothers together. 708 01:04:02,319 --> 01:04:04,163 That captain Blasi, sir. 709 01:04:04,638 --> 01:04:06,764 He refuses to allow the italians to build a latrine, sir 710 01:04:07,879 --> 01:04:09,183 oh, he does, does he? 711 01:04:09,383 --> 01:04:14,415 We'll soon see about that 712 01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:17,116 You! Get down to it! 713 01:04:22,265 --> 01:04:23,461 Don't waste time 714 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,510 I understand you've given orders to your men not to build a latrine. 715 01:04:36,035 --> 01:04:36,762 Certainly. 716 01:04:37,328 --> 01:04:38,847 Who owns a latrine in the middle of a desert? 717 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,672 Neither you nor your countrymen are qualified to give us advice on hygiene 718 01:04:44,781 --> 01:04:48,941 My countrymen were building sewers one of yours were still painting themselves blue 719 01:04:49,141 --> 01:04:51,488 We've come a long way since then, captain. 720 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:55,081 I suppose now you paint yourself red. 721 01:04:55,540 --> 01:04:58,702 This is the result of trying to shave and the difficult circumstances 722 01:04:58,807 --> 01:04:59,907 Then why do it? 723 01:05:00,463 --> 01:05:04,440 It's a matter of self-respect which seems to be unknown to some italians. 724 01:05:05,020 --> 01:05:08,955 You, english have so much yourself respect that you have no respect for other people 725 01:05:09,887 --> 01:05:12,272 You think there's only one way of doing things: your way 726 01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:16,522 well I'm an italian, I don't think it's the italian way. 727 01:05:16,905 --> 01:05:18,119 I don't give a damn if you're a hotentot. 728 01:05:18,319 --> 01:05:20,624 I want a latrine built and you will build it! 729 01:05:21,891 --> 01:05:26,406 If we don't eat what's the point of a latrine? I don't know but I want a latrine! 730 01:05:26,606 --> 01:05:29,097 I will not build a latrine! you will build a latrine! 731 01:05:29,432 --> 01:05:31,259 I will not build a latrine! Yes, you will build a latrine! 732 01:05:32,204 --> 01:05:34,838 In fact you'll build two latrines! And one for the officers! 733 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:39,864 Now then. 734 01:05:40,064 --> 01:05:45,077 You will build the latrines, captain or I shall have you disciplined 735 01:05:45,832 --> 01:05:46,665 That's all I have to say. 736 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:59,344 If Hillary can't be moved we may be stuck here for days. It's getting serious you know 737 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,685 Just if you go on half rations that's all. 738 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,874 We are on half rations, man! 739 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,160 Would you inspect the latrines, major? 740 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,161 All right. 741 01:06:57,939 --> 01:06:59,475 MAJOR RICHARDSON PRIVATE 742 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,723 Well done, captain Blasi. Very good, excellent! 743 01:07:45,359 --> 01:07:47,889 Now you can build five more, one for each of the officers 744 01:07:49,485 --> 01:07:50,371 Well done, men. 745 01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:00,666 Come on, chaps. Carry on, we're not done to slow motion yet 746 01:08:00,866 --> 01:08:03,278 And at the back there, pick it up there, pick it up get it right! 747 01:08:04,054 --> 01:08:06,203 Jolly good show artist jolly good show. 748 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:12,037 Here, use this one. 749 01:08:12,331 --> 01:08:14,625 Get out of it you flatted.. 750 01:08:14,825 --> 01:08:16,163 What the hell do you think you're doing? 751 01:08:16,557 --> 01:08:19,305 Bring that thing! Get out of it! 752 01:08:24,301 --> 01:08:26,301 Left, right.. 753 01:08:39,359 --> 01:08:41,438 You macaroni- faced monkey 754 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,343 You go.. quick march! 755 01:08:55,837 --> 01:08:57,837 Keep moving 756 01:09:04,839 --> 01:09:07,624 oh quick come on 757 01:09:23,679 --> 01:09:25,339 What you've got there, mate? 758 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,306 Give it to me, give it to me! 759 01:09:58,539 --> 01:10:00,039 Stop! 760 01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:08,529 let me go 761 01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:02,706 You tried to cheat, I saw you 762 01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:21,142 Stop it! Break it up! 763 01:11:22,784 --> 01:11:23,639 stop it 764 01:11:27,152 --> 01:11:29,152 Stop it!Do you hear? 765 01:11:36,451 --> 01:11:38,066 STOP IT! 766 01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,371 Bring me that ball! 767 01:12:28,719 --> 01:12:30,270 What do you think you're doing? 768 01:12:30,784 --> 01:12:32,541 Do you think you're on a picnic or something? 769 01:12:32,771 --> 01:12:33,944 Don't you realize there's a war on? 770 01:12:34,696 --> 01:12:35,994 I want the names of the ringleaders 771 01:12:36,377 --> 01:12:39,647 It's contrary to all the rules of war I shall complain to... 772 01:12:52,602 --> 01:12:54,355 Sergeant Trevethan.Yes, sir. 773 01:12:54,543 --> 01:12:56,543 Tell them to get their rifles and fall in 774 01:12:56,992 --> 01:12:57,924 Don't rush it. Yes, sir. 775 01:12:58,690 --> 01:13:00,856 Get your rifles.Fall in. 776 01:13:01,056 --> 01:13:02,500 Walk, don't run. 777 01:13:03,959 --> 01:13:06,238 This is how they come back for the rifles 778 01:13:06,438 --> 01:13:08,659 Urge makes this time I should think 779 01:13:08,859 --> 01:13:12,326 I wonder how many of them there are Far too many 780 01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:18,298 Captain Blasi 781 01:13:20,709 --> 01:13:22,319 Fall in the prisoners into the top end of the square 782 01:13:22,519 --> 01:13:23,498 Give us back our rifles, major. 783 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,715 Fall in the prisoners in at the top end of the square. 784 01:13:35,199 --> 01:13:37,391 This village is hopeless we can never defend it. 785 01:13:37,899 --> 01:13:39,885 I'd feel happy if we had our backs to the wall 786 01:13:40,085 --> 01:13:42,159 Why don't we withdraw to a defensive position? 787 01:13:43,346 --> 01:13:45,594 Yes, it's a good idea. Here. 788 01:13:46,573 --> 01:13:47,506 Sgt. Trevethan! 789 01:13:48,098 --> 01:13:50,501 Defensive position down there by those rocks Yes, sir 790 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:53,121 Oh doctor, I'm sorry but mr Hillary has to be moved. 791 01:13:53,740 --> 01:13:55,337 There's no problem, he's dead! 792 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,981 I thought you said they were waiting for darkness. 793 01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:31,686 They're not stupid, they can cut their losses to a quarter by waiting for the moon to go down. 794 01:14:32,159 --> 01:14:34,503 When that's gone you won't see very much. 795 01:14:36,238 --> 01:14:38,128 I've seen it going down over the mountains in Khyber, in India 796 01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:42,254 There's a moment of silence when it starts. 797 01:14:43,199 --> 01:14:46,423 I never could understand why anybody would want to be a soldier 798 01:14:47,097 --> 01:14:50,039 It wasn't too bad in peace time. 799 01:14:50,239 --> 01:14:52,513 Did Blasi speak to you again about the rifles? 800 01:14:52,713 --> 01:14:53,880 The italians are particularly concerned about it. 801 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:54,887 I know they are. 802 01:14:55,087 --> 01:14:57,021 I've been hearing some pretty tales too. 803 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:59,677 I don't think I can give them back their rifles. 804 01:15:00,498 --> 01:15:01,530 I mean deep enough as it is. 805 01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:06,872 Do you think we could make a dashboard down that gully? 806 01:15:07,535 --> 01:15:10,175 No, they would see us. yes 807 01:15:10,466 --> 01:15:11,317 Then we'd be worse off than we are here. 808 01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:15,385 What do you think our chances are they do come for us? 809 01:15:16,945 --> 01:15:17,761 None. 810 01:15:23,336 --> 01:15:25,456 Shut your face you fried fish and chip eater! 811 01:15:25,656 --> 01:15:27,728 Have you ever seen a cockney brainwatcher? 812 01:15:27,971 --> 01:15:30,603 Well it's made up entirely of fish and chips 813 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:43,202 I thought if any of them can charge you down here 814 01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:45,800 they trip over it 815 01:15:47,780 --> 01:15:50,696 Then I was going to kick them in the head 816 01:15:53,570 --> 01:15:55,441 Not a very military idea, is it? 817 01:15:56,159 --> 01:15:59,225 Well knowing you, it could destroy a whole squadron of tanks. 818 01:15:59,425 --> 01:16:01,740 I must say your imagination really works over time, doesn't it? 819 01:16:02,404 --> 01:16:06,459 It's the only thing about me that does, my wife said to me. 820 01:16:06,659 --> 01:16:08,564 Your wife? Yes. 821 01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:09,717 why? 822 01:16:11,391 --> 01:16:14,782 I'm sorry,I just never thought of you as having a wife, that's all. 823 01:16:14,982 --> 01:16:18,329 oh yes, I have a wife and two children 824 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:24,877 She's nice. 825 01:16:26,955 --> 01:16:30,395 And the children?They are nice, too. 826 01:16:30,595 --> 01:16:32,903 My wife said 827 01:16:33,679 --> 01:16:37,714 "I don't care if you're a coward. Come home to me." 828 01:16:41,199 --> 01:16:43,013 Do you carry a photo of your wife? 829 01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:45,445 No. 830 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,197 Well, good night. 831 01:16:51,930 --> 01:16:53,144 That's what. That's anything to say really, isn't it? 832 01:17:30,263 --> 01:17:34,724 She's adorable We had to destroy him, the head fits 833 01:17:35,661 --> 01:17:37,391 You had to? The dog I mean 834 01:17:40,719 --> 01:17:44,484 You didn't mind am I looking at the photo? No, no, not at all. 835 01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:52,420 You could have shown it to me. I showed you mine. 836 01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:01,057 You have a lot of contempt for me, don't you? 837 01:18:01,159 --> 01:18:02,632 Why? 838 01:18:05,314 --> 01:18:07,359 Because I obviously don't enjoy the war? 839 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,972 I don't enjoy it anymore than you do. 840 01:18:11,001 --> 01:18:13,571 It's just you don't make the effort 841 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:20,451 I would fight for my home but somehow out here... 842 01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:22,891 I don't feel I'm doing that. 843 01:18:24,104 --> 01:18:25,323 War isn't that easy. 844 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,840 For me it is. 845 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:35,913 Well perhaps I talked too much 846 01:18:36,409 --> 01:18:36,924 No. 847 01:18:37,124 --> 01:18:46,279 You can't keep so much in you feel sort of...pressure inside. 848 01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:56,262 What's your wife's name? Anna 849 01:18:58,500 --> 01:18:59,714 Mine is Helen 850 01:19:37,679 --> 01:19:40,999 Be as quick as possible. I hope you know what you're doing. 851 01:19:41,199 --> 01:19:44,999 The situation's stupid enough as it is, isn't it? You can't get any worse. 852 01:19:45,199 --> 01:19:47,259 At least we have 40 more men with rifles. 853 01:19:47,625 --> 01:19:48,861 What do you think the colonel's gonna have to say? 854 01:19:49,152 --> 01:19:50,504 To hell with the colonel! I'm in command here 855 01:19:52,042 --> 01:19:52,892 Yes, sir 856 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:58,594 Here, take these! 857 01:20:00,032 --> 01:20:02,025 Somebody's got some bloody sense at last. 858 01:20:02,984 --> 01:20:06,411 Where's the ammunition? Don't ask me mate, I'm just giving out the rifles. 859 01:20:06,764 --> 01:20:08,991 Well who's dishing out the ammunition? I don't know, I haven't seen any. 860 01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:10,829 Well what the hell is a good rifle without ammunition? 861 01:20:11,024 --> 01:20:12,236 Keep your voices down. What's going on here? 862 01:20:12,810 --> 01:20:15,711 Where's the ammunition? what ammunition? The italian ammunition, sir. 863 01:20:21,211 --> 01:20:25,428 It was in hut number three. I suppose nobody brought it. 864 01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:28,186 My bug, I'm afraid. sorry 865 01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:39,440 You know, I could cry. 866 01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:42,839 Watch your front 867 01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:02,788 We'll just have to chance the gully. They'll see us 868 01:21:03,439 --> 01:21:04,286 Not after the light goes. 869 01:21:05,246 --> 01:21:08,461 If the darkness is good for them, it can be good for us 870 01:21:08,719 --> 01:21:10,557 We did something of sort once in India 871 01:21:11,254 --> 01:21:12,673 We fooled a tribe on the northwest front 872 01:21:12,873 --> 01:21:14,931 and got nearly a whole company out right under their noses 873 01:21:15,214 --> 01:21:17,201 Nearly a whole campaign 874 01:21:20,007 --> 01:21:20,750 Well it's a bit tough for the last to leave 875 01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:25,371 Well anyway we'll try six at a time. 876 01:21:26,564 --> 01:21:27,705 Now Dan, you go over the first lot 877 01:21:27,905 --> 01:21:30,680 Take captain Blasi flashlight. When you're safe, signal. 878 01:21:31,431 --> 01:21:32,407 Then we'll send the next six. 879 01:21:32,664 --> 01:21:33,804 When they're safe, signal and so on, got it? 880 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:35,948 Three short and one long, right. 881 01:21:36,770 --> 01:21:38,086 Captain Blasi and I will be here as rear guard. 882 01:21:42,555 --> 01:21:44,576 Get your men ready please. Right 883 01:21:45,215 --> 01:21:47,222 Come on, hurry up! 884 01:21:55,114 --> 01:21:57,181 Hurry up, don't make a noise! 885 01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:39,101 Right, quick! 886 01:23:49,199 --> 01:23:51,748 Well done, Dan. We made it. Thank you, Dan. 887 01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:03,160 I figured this way I've been not out of the... 888 01:24:09,611 --> 01:24:11,611 Dan! 889 01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:47,779 Six at a time, we could hardly have made it easy for them 890 01:24:47,979 --> 01:24:50,229 How could we know the galley here? 891 01:24:50,719 --> 01:24:52,971 It's what you call a calculated risk. 892 01:24:53,644 --> 01:24:55,516 Why is it we seem to stagger from one shamble to another? 893 01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:00,642 Gentlemen! 894 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:05,112 Down with the king of England Down with the king of Italy 895 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:08,091 And now may I suggest that you fight in your own countries 896 01:25:08,291 --> 01:25:10,773 and leave us to fight in ours then all will be well 897 01:25:12,162 --> 01:25:13,358 Now kindly leave. 898 01:25:56,159 --> 01:25:58,342 You've brought us through, after all! 899 01:25:58,542 --> 01:26:01,161 We've made it! This must be the road to Gober! 900 01:26:01,620 --> 01:26:03,768 oh out of it Doesn't matter, it must have fallen by now. 901 01:26:03,968 --> 01:26:06,614 Sargeant Trevethan! Fall them in, put the prisoners in the rear. 902 01:26:19,998 --> 01:26:21,998 Well done, indeed. 903 01:26:22,198 --> 01:26:23,032 Thank you. 904 01:26:33,805 --> 01:26:36,756 We would lead this way 905 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:02,206 We are behind the italian lines! 906 01:27:16,382 --> 01:27:20,252 You have brought us home, major! It's Addis Abbeba, not Gober. 907 01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:37,579 You're 150 miles from the english lines. 908 01:27:48,289 --> 01:27:50,102 I should have blasted you at Eguadaba 909 01:28:00,099 --> 01:28:01,196 Line up! In threes. 910 01:28:07,610 --> 01:28:10,272 It's not the best or the bravest , major 911 01:28:11,169 --> 01:28:12,737 but the ones that make it the least mistakes. 912 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,795 Quick march! 913 01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:31,040 I think we should be moving off 914 01:28:32,639 --> 01:28:34,736 Come 915 01:28:34,936 --> 01:28:37,295 Sargeant Trevethan! Watch them off. 916 01:28:41,433 --> 01:28:44,194 Move to the right in three! Quick march! 917 01:28:54,719 --> 01:28:58,068 He looked like a man having a nightmare when he saw the milestone. 918 01:28:58,268 --> 01:29:00,592 Why should I care? You think they care about us? 919 01:29:01,563 --> 01:29:02,571 We are at war, aren't we? 920 01:29:03,288 --> 01:29:04,535 So these are the fortress of war 921 01:29:13,441 --> 01:29:14,812 I think we should get off the road, don't you? 922 01:29:15,125 --> 01:29:16,351 There could be a lot of stuff down here 923 01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:21,791 Trucks on the road, sir! Everybody off the road! 924 01:29:21,991 --> 01:29:25,282 Go on, hide yourself get well down get your head swelled down under 925 01:29:30,639 --> 01:29:33,356 I'll have the first man that raises his head 926 01:29:47,679 --> 01:29:49,202 Heaven help the man who looks up 927 01:30:01,679 --> 01:30:04,760 You're dead right about this road we better give it for a wide path 928 01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:06,234 Fall them in, now tell them. 929 01:30:06,434 --> 01:30:07,800 Sgt. Trevethan, fall in the men in three row. 930 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,748 Fall in, boys come on! 931 01:30:11,426 --> 01:30:12,644 Quick there, that's the double 932 01:30:14,401 --> 01:30:15,353 Fall in! 933 01:30:15,913 --> 01:30:19,264 Quickly! More enemy trucks, sir! 934 01:30:19,845 --> 01:30:21,169 Everybody away! 935 01:31:06,918 --> 01:31:11,981 Where the devil you're going? Addis Abeba? 936 01:31:12,034 --> 01:31:13,734 What do you think you're doing? 937 01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:18,400 Sir, do you? This is major Richardson! 938 01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:24,181 This cub says you're going to Addis Abeba 939 01:31:24,307 --> 01:31:25,607 Well that's right, sir 940 01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:29,739 Addis has fallen. We're on our way to the victory parade! 941 01:31:40,639 --> 01:31:44,142 Excuse me sir, what happened to your boots? 942 01:31:46,805 --> 01:31:48,502 oh we walked right a long way. 943 01:31:48,702 --> 01:31:51,670 I see.. you you wore them out or something? Yes, that's right. 944 01:31:52,239 --> 01:31:54,174 Or something.. Hard lucks. 945 01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:27,840 Hey 946 01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:54,960 stop dying your 947 01:33:03,243 --> 01:33:05,243 Richardson! 948 01:33:05,501 --> 01:33:09,690 Take your man along to div HQ and collect the new vehicle. 949 01:33:09,890 --> 01:33:10,625 Yes, sir! 950 01:33:11,440 --> 01:33:15,320 And Richardson, be a bit more careful with them this time, will you? 951 01:33:16,229 --> 01:33:18,560 I understand there are vacancies for officers in the catering. 952 01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:30,577 Come along you men, fall in there! 953 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:34,093 You're not here to have a sunbathing, you're here to work, come along! 954 01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:46,157 Keep moving! Come on, close up! 955 01:33:46,480 --> 01:33:47,463 All right 956 01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:16,840 Are you there? Stop talking and stand still! 957 01:34:50,000 --> 01:35:01,600 All right, march the men off 958 01:35:16,372 --> 01:35:17,372 Present arm! 959 01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:25,840 Hey you, come on there! 960 01:36:31,687 --> 01:36:32,687 Ciao!